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When I make him laugh, I feel like the most beautiful girl in the world.
Drew Barrymore   (via sexual-feelings)

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Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

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Boy: you look so pretty you are so hot

Me: ??? Where’s the news

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"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

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it’s not often that i say to myself “this is ridiculous and ill-advised even for you” but last night i made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich using only my hands because life is fleeting and it has no meaning other than the meaning we assign to it


don’t live like me

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